RC Car Tooth Pull

Wii Pray

Virtual Jesus...oxymoron?

More Seth MacFarlane Cartoons

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Modern Warfare 3 Ultra Realistic

Happy Vets Day. The Onions take on the next ultra-realistic Modern Warfare...they are not far off.



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Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleader's Racist Costume

Everyone knows it's only PC to dress as a funny race.

Failbook.com/ Lamebook.com

My new favorite website. Check it out here .

Funny Trick or Treat Prank

These guys flipped the script on the whole scare the "trick or treater" thing. It's a little long but it is brilliant.

Sexy Halloween Body Paint

The B-Team

Midgets are funny.

Savant Draws NYC from Memory

I am resurrecting this old 60 Minutes piece about a guy with autism and a very special ability.

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Awkward Yearbook Signatures.com

If you enjoy reading kids making fun of each other in the most hilarious of school traditions then check out Awkward Yearbook Signatures .

Japanese Hidden Camera Show Sniper Gag

This is just mean...funny, but mean.

Hilarious Defaced Bills

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African Boy Genius Makes Windmill

Jon Stewart interviews William Kamkwamba. An African boy who teaches himself how to generate electricity with a windmill.

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Girl Picks Thong and Sniffs Fingers

Who ever said having cameras watch our every moment was bad, never saw this video. Enjoy.


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Reservoir Ninja Turtles Trailer

Andy Samberg - I Threw it On The Ground

I'm not a part of your system, I'm an adult.

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Sarah Palin vs. Parah Salin

Coincidence....I think not.

Beautiful Ocktoberfest Girls

Happy Oktober...enjoy hot chicks.





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Preview: A nightmare on Elm St.

The trailer for the A Nightmare on Elm St. reboot was just released. It looks like they did not stray to far from the originals...and why would you.

100 Greatest Viral Videos in 4 Minutes

Baby Dancing to Beyonce SINGLE LADIES

Guy Sares Hot Girl Friend

I love scaring my wife, but this guy has taken it to a whole new level.

Florida Girl Wants Some T-Bone

Yet another example of why Florida girls are the best in the land.

Dead Lane Walking

Kanye Gate Tumblr

In case you were living on the moon the past week and missed the recent controversy Kaye west has stirred up, here is the story. While at the MTV so-called Music Awards Kanye West got up and stole the mic away from Taylor Swift to pronounce that Beyonce actually had a better video than her. Needless to say he was seen pounding a bottle of Hennesy down the red carpet. This classic douche-baggery has created one of the instant classic memes of the year. Check out the kanyegate tumblr here.

Save The Boobs

Check out this new breast cancer awareness add. WOW! Enjoy.

Meet the Niggaahs

Meet the newest urban Chinese family on the street. This is either the best Television Pilot ever or the worst. This is racist on so many levels.

Captain Kirk Kiss

Okay it's official the debate over who is a better Captain is over. Kirk wins hands down. BAM! Bitch goes down.

Found Footage: Video Dating Outtakes

Alright ladies line up and take your pick of some of the most awesome 80's haired dudes you have ever seen. This video reminds me of that sketch from Mad TV. No Donna Juannitas? Enjoy.

Stormtroopers Reflect on 9/11

Who knew Stormtroopers were so sentimental. We Will Never Forget...the Death Star.

UF vs UT

This pretty much sums up my feelings about the UT Volunteers right about now. It is rivalry week for My Gators this weekend and the emotions are flying high over on the GSMB. Fortunately for Florida they will be whipping the tar out of the Vols yet again this year. They will also be introducing Head Coach Lane Kiffen to some good ole southern hospitality. This game is especially intriguing due to the fact that Lane has been running his mouth off the entire off season about my beloved Gators. He will soon learn you best be sure you have the dog to back up your bark (which he doesn't).

Pole Dancer Doll

Just had to post this because I though it was unbelievable. At some point along the conception of this toy; nobody said, "This is too crazy". Even the guy who bought enough to stack them up in his store should get a swift kick in the nads. What the hell people?

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Trailer: Black Dynamite

This movie looks like it could be pretty good. It appears as though they are trying to recreate the look and feel of a 70's Blaxploitation film without being to silly. I will likely give this movie a try. Although, I feel like it will not get a wide release.

The Best Movie Review Ever Writen

If you, like me grew up in the 80's enjoyin' you some Fresh Prince you will appreciate this movie review.















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NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

Oh...those Lions are so cute. With hard work and a little bit of luck they can get out of Detroit too.

NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

Special Effects Through The Years Montage

I found this cool video montage of special effects past to present.

Movie Review: World's Greatest Dad

HDNET is owned by the same company as Magnolia Pictures. In an attempt to gain subscribers, they show a sneak preview on their movie channel of upcoming limited theatrical releases. This month’s movie is called “World’s Greatest Dad”. The movie is written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait, yes the guy from Police Academy is making movies. The movie stars Robin Williams as a single parent, aspiring writer, high school teacher with a porn addicted shithead of a son named Kyle. **SPOILER ALERT** The ass hole kid dies from auto-erotic asphyxiation (jerking to up-skirt pics of his dad’s girlfriend) and the “World’s Greatest Dad” covers it up to make it look like a suicide. When the phony suicide note is released to the school populous, the once hated Kyle becomes the most popular kid in school. Robin capitalizes on this new found popularity and ghost writes Kyle’s journal which rockets him into stardom.
**SAFE TO READ**
Robin Williams delivers yet another great performance. This movie has some great characters, a great story and never hesitates to go where conventional films will not. Final thoughts rent this movie if you can, because it is likely there will not be a wall of copies at Blockbuster. I will give it 4 out of 5 German Shizer Videos.

Tarantino's Take on Top Gun

Quentin Tarantino breaks down why Top Gun is about fighting homosexuality. Pretty funny stuff. This clip is from a movie called "Sleep With Me". FYI

Creative Dog Grooming

There is a lot of crazy shit on the internet, but this is pretty out there. Apparently there are contests around the US where people compete in unique poodle painting. What the hell is wrong with people? I think I would paint my dog to look a rhinoceros or a dirty crack whore. Either one would take the blue ribbon. Enjoy the pictures.



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Stefania Fernandez New Miss Universe 2009

Miss Venezuela Stefania Fernandez Crowned Miss Universe 2009
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Movie Review: Inglorious Basterds

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I have to preface this by saying I am a big Tarantino fan, so I am a little biased toward anything he makes. That being said, the Basterds do not disappoint. This movie has all the traditional Tarantino earmarks we have come to enjoy. Basterds is nontraditional,violent, thoughtful and funny...dark...but funny. It has all the things I look for in a great movie. The only short coming to me is that we didn't get to as much time as I would have liked with the Bastreds. After all the movie carries their name, but they are hardly the stars of the movie. The Basterds play more of a co-staring roll to whom is affectionately referred to as "The Jew Hunter". If you walk into this movie thinking you are about to watch a movie about a band of Jewish American soldiers roving France killing Germans, you will not...well not entirely. It would not be a Tarantino flick if that were all there was to it. Nor do I think it would be as good a movie if that were all there was to it.
Final thoughts...run to see this movie, right now. I give it 5 swastika carved foreheads.

Jimmi Hendrix Hidden Lyrics

Ever hear the song "Third Stone From The Sun" by Jimmi Hendrix? No? Well click the link and give it a listen. Notice the deep slurring sound underneath the music? Apparently if sped up x2, it is a very audible conversation between Jimmi and his producer Chas Chandler. Listen to the Youtube clip to hear what they are saying. What a crazy ass dude.

Amber Rose Kanye West's Girlfriend

Meet Amber Rose, Kanye West's girlfriend. Not sure what's up with that shaved head. You know she is a freak in the sack though. Click here for more NSFW pics.

Traffic Rampage

This is one way to let off a little hostility. Best use of an iPhone yet.

Cute Little Girl Beat-Boxes

If only all little kids had a talent like this....

Drink Recipe: Dirty Bananas

While on my vacations to Jamaica I picked up this recipe for a great summer drink. Enjoy

Ingredients:
1 ounce rum-based coffee liqueur
1 ounce rum cream (hard to find)
2 ounces milk
1/2 ounce simple syrup (a mixture of 1/2 water and 1/2 sugar that is simmered until sugar is dissolved)
1/2 banana (ripe)
1 cup ice

Directions:

Combine all ingredients in a blender. Blend for 1 minute, or until desired consistency. Serve in a frosted mug.

TV Review: Shark Tank

I normally veg out the last few hours of the weekend on my couch in preparation for the weekend. It’s always a struggle to find something to watch this time of year. I stumbled upon this new summer replacement on ABC called the Shark Tank. The show places desperate entrepreneurs in front of a panel of blood thirsty investors. You might think the fact that these people are on television would make the want to cut honest deals with these people…not a chance. If they aren’t berating someone for wasting their money on a stupid idea they are presenting them with unreasonable investment deals. Much like a shark they can smell blood a mile away. The sadist in me loves this. Example: There was a 30 something school teacher who had invented a teaching tool. The tool utilizes songs he wrote to teach Shakespeare over rock style music. The entire teaching tool was complete; booklets, teachers manual, music and all. He was looking for 500,000 dollars for 15% of the business. The counter offer was 500,000 and 5% of royalties on the music he wrote and composed for 100% of the company spread across the entire panel. One of the panelist piped up with another offer, much to the chagrin of the other panelists. His rational was that their offer was absurd and that the guy would never be stupid enough to take it. Mind you this is all said in front of the teacher. He walked away to think, came back and made another counter offer to which the panel quickly dismissed. The panel saw that this man truly desired to be rich. So much so that he was willing to give up all of his hard work so quickly to get there. The worst thing was how they discussed how much of a stupid bad deal that was for that guy as they slapped fives. Check it out for yourself. It’s an interesting show, but I don’t think it will be on for long.

Anna Maria Surf

Here is a little video I made out of the pics and video I took on Sunday before we left the island. The surfers were out in full for due to the depression that formed that night. These guys arn't exactly shredding it up but it's still cool. I put a live cut of Sublime's "Bad Fish" underneath so crank up your speakers.

Movie Review: District 9

After much thinking, I am ready to give my review of District 9. My friend texted me right after I had seen it and all I could say is that it was very cool. Amber’s opinion was that it was weird. I agreed with her, but weird does not always equal bad. Now that I have given the movie sufficient time to set in I am going to say I liked it…a lot. It is probably one of my top five of the year. The story is very original, the effects are cool and I really like that South African accent (like a cross between Australian and French/German). The hesitation in my feelings comes from a couple of things. The lead character becomes infected by alien DNA and sets the movie into this manic tail spin. This, along with the inconsistency of camera styles wore me out. The director meshes documentary/interview, CCTV and third person styles of filming and it takes a little time to get used to. After you see your first guy get vaporized, you notice this less and less. District 9 will not have you leaving the theater with the warm and fuzzies, (no Randy Quade yelling “I’m back” while kamikaze style blowing up a spaceship) but it will have you thinking about what it was you just saw.
Side story…I saw some friends of mine walk into the theater and Amber did the whole “Hey I know you” thing. When the movie was over we waited for them to come out, but they never did. I texted her to see what happened and she said she walked out within the first 10 minutes. She said it was the worst movie she had ever seen. Lesson: I know now to never ask for her opinion on movies.
Final thoughts…go see this movie, but stay longer than 10 minutes even if you start to feel the urge to leave(crazy ass women). I give this movie 4.5 popping aborted prawn babies

Bikini Cinema: Pulp Fiction

Apparently someone has come up with the brilliant idea of putting girls in bikinis and having them recite dialogue from iconic movie scenes. This one is the famous "What does M. Wallace look like?" scene from Pulp Fiction. Enjoy

Anna Maria 2

I took more pics with my digi cam of some of my favorite places and other random stuff.

View from the beach back to the shore














My Suite for the weekend














Some perfect gull prints in the sand














Duffy's is a must visit for lunch. They have the best burgers around not to mention the "coldest beer on the island.




















Something wicked this way comes





View from the pool of the impending afternoon shower. Great time for a nap.

Anna Maria Island

For the second year in a row my wife and I felt like we need to bolt for our Anniversary. 9 years BTW. She found this old 50's reovated motel while looking for a place to stay for a friends wedding a few years back. We have been loyal partrons ever since.
Anna Maria is old Florida. No high rise hotels, McDonalds and mostly no tourist (non floridians). The beaches are made of fine white sand and are hardly ever crowded. We have grown to love this place over the years as most of my friends have.

I'll be here all weekend and should be able to post some more pics later.


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